Once my health teacher was asking these girls what they were being for Halloween in the middle of class and one girl said “we’re twins” and I yell out WHICH ONE HAS THE ASTIGMATISM like that contact lens commercial and literally nobody said anything not even a giggle or any form of acknowledgment even though it was dead silent
TYPE YOUR NAME: matthew
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR ELBOW: matthew
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR EYES SHUT: matthew
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR CHIN: matthewe
SLAM YOUR FACE ON THE KEYBOARD: About 3 things i was absolutely positive. First, Edward was a vampire. Second, there was a part of him, and i didnt know how dominant that part might be, that thirsted for my blood. And third, i was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him
Sometimes I pretend not to remember details about people because having a good memory apparently equates to creepiness
I never had any friends later on like the ones I had when I was twelve. Jesus, does anyone?
Stand By Me {1986}
Perfect movie
